{"id":1733,"date":"2010-10-01T08:30:59","date_gmt":"2010-10-01T06:30:59","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.scriptopolis.fr\/?p=1733"},"modified":"2013-04-26T09:38:39","modified_gmt":"2013-04-26T07:38:39","slug":"vases-communicants-clara-lamireau-le-certificat","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.scriptopolis.fr\/en\/vases-communicants-clara-lamireau-le-certificat\/","title":{"rendered":"The certificate"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" src=\"http:\/\/www.scriptopolis.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/01\/CertifClara-400x324.jpg\" alt=\"CertifClara-400x324\" width=\"400\" height=\"324\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-1734\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.scriptopolis.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/01\/CertifClara-400x324.jpg 400w, https:\/\/www.scriptopolis.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/01\/CertifClara-400x324-300x243.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.scriptopolis.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/01\/CertifClara-400x324-305x247.jpg 305w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 400px) 100vw, 400px\" \/><\/p>\n<p><em>Our Guest : Clara Lamireau <\/em><\/p>\n<p>Without this paper, I can\u2019t participate to the 10 km Paris Centre Race. Neither the Porcelain Rings, in Limoges. I can\u2019t enroll in Vanves Run Club and be part of the French Athletics Federation. So I need my doctor\u2019s approbation. She examines me, takes my blood, my pulse: 60 beats per minute with the doctor in front of me, not bad. I would love to go to a cardiologist for a stress test, know my maximum heart rate (MHR) and my aerobic speed (MAS). So I gave him documents summarizing my family history \u2026 Damned, it seems that this is not very serious.<br \/>\n\u2028She ticks a box, add the words \u00ab\u00a0Running in competition\u00a0\u00bb. The words \u00ab\u00a0in competition\u00a0\u00bb are essential to pick up the bip number. She signed, added her cachet\u2026 phew, here it is !\u2028<br \/>\nThen I watch the document as a whole. My doctor is a general practitionner. Sports doctor, family practitioner, with a mention in pediatrics and one in Angiology. So there are 7 boxes on the paper. Then takes place in my mind 7 stages of life, many stories, memories and projections attached.\u2028<br \/>\n&#8211; \u00ab\u00a0Is not present that day to go to the doctor.\u00a0\u00bb I can\u2019t, I pool.\u2028<br \/>\n&#8211; \u00ab\u00a0Presents a condition requiring a work stop of \u2026 days.\u00a0\u00bb Below 3 days, you\u2019re not paid. Beyond that, hang on to your savings to offset the loss of salary.<br \/>\n\u2028- \u00ab\u00a0Is sick. The presence of her mother \/ his father is essential.\u00a0\u00bb Poor little boy! Mom will stay home, you\u2019ll drink herbal tea with honey while reading comics.<br \/>\n\u2028- \u00ab\u00a0Present at this day a lack of apparent clinical signs indicating cons for sport training\u00a0\u00bb With such a formula, you are covered. If tomorrow you declare lupus, it\u2019s because it was well hidden.<br \/>\n\u2028- \u00ab\u00a0May not attend school, high school for \u2026 days\u00a0\u00bb But bar with table-football across the way, yes you can.\u2028<br \/>\n&#8211; \u00ab\u00a0Must be taught physical education and sports for days \u2026\u00a0\u00bb But it\u2019s OK for the Nutella education.\u2028<br \/>\n&#8211; \u00ab\u00a0Is free swimming for days \u2026\u00a0\u00bb I can\u2019t, I have my periods.<br \/>\n\u2028Fifteen days later, I have my athletics license. I\u2019m going to show it to get a piece of paper with numbers on it, not very practical to hang on a t-shirt. And go for a run.<\/p>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Our Guest : Clara Lamireau Without this paper, I can\u2019t participate to the 10 km Paris Centre Race. Neither the Porcelain Rings, in Limoges. I can\u2019t enroll in Vanves Run Club and be part of the French Athletics Federation. 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